Toasted Cake 151: The Law of the Conservation of Hair by Rachael K. Jones

Rachael K. Jones grew up in various cities across Europe and North America, picked up (and mostly forgot) six languages, an addiction to running, and a couple degrees. Now she writes speculative fiction in Athens, Georgia, where she lives with her husband. Her work has appeared or is forthcoming in many venues, including Shimmer, Lightspeed, Beneath Ceaseless Skies, Fireside Magazine, Strange Horizons, Escape Pod, InterGalactic Medicine Show, The Drabblecast, and Daily Science Fiction. She is a podcaster, a SFWA member, and a secret android. Follow her on Twitter at @RachaelKJones.